Mean Girls (2024 film)
Superhit Movie
Directed by Samantha Jayne, Arturo Perez Jr.
Music by Jeff Richmond
Produced By Lorne Michaels, Tina Fey

Song List
- Song: Let Me Go
- Song: Stupid With Love (Reprise)
- Song: Someone Gets Hurt (Reprise)
- Song: Rockin' Around the Pole Again
- Song: Not My Fault
- Song: I'd Rather Be Me
- Song: World Burn
- Song: Revenge Party
- Song: Someone Gets Hurt
- Song: Sexy
- Song: What's Wrong With Me?
- Song: Apex Predator
- Song: Stupid With Love
- Song: Meet the Plastics
- Song: What Ifs
- Song: A Cautionary Tale
Song: Let Me Go
Song by Nahscha
[Verse 1]
Oh, let me go
You got me in your power
Oh, let me go
I’m counting down the hours
My heart is in your clutches
My love life limps on crutches
No words mean half as much as let me go
[Chorus]
Oh, let me go (Oh, let me go)
I’m under your spell (Let me go)
Oh, let me go (Let me go)
I’m trapped within this hell (Let me go)
My heart yearns to be free
There’s nothing left to bleed
Lord, don’t you hear me pleading “Let me go”? (Let me go)
[Verse 2]
We were both invited to a party (To a party)
You called me to say you were sick in bed
But when I went alone to the party I found you with another girl instead
The two of you were dancin’ [?] ya
I find my way over there, got inbetween ya
I grabbed and pulled you by the arm, that’s when you screamed to “Let me go” (Let me go)
[Chorus]
Oh, let me go (Oh, let me go)
I’m tangled in your spell (In your spell)
Oh, let me go (Let me go)
I’m cold and you don’t care
[Refrain]
God knows I’m not the smartest
But I know your heart’s by far the hardest
Hell, I’m no escape artist, let me go (Oh, let me go)
(To the party)
[Outro]
Oh, let me go
Let me go
Let me go
Song: Stupid With Love (Reprise)
Song by Angourie Rice
[CADY]
Stupid with love
I didn’t get it, I didn’t get it
Somehow
Smart with math but stupid with love
I didn’t get it
I didn’t get it ’til now
[CADY, Cast of Mean Girls]
Stupid with love
Woah, stupid with love
Stupid with love
Woah, stupid with love
I feel my brain begin to rust
I am filled with calcu-lust
Does this guy work out? He must
All sweaty at the gym
Could that image be more hot?
Let me just enjoy that thought
School was rough but now it’s not
[Cast of Mean Girls]
La, la-la, la-la, la-la
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la
[CADY]
I was stupid
But now I get it
No what if’s, might have’s, could have been if I had only tried that, held back
That’s not apart of my plan
I see the things that I missed
No, that’s not the me that I am
The limit it doesn’t exist
[Cast of Mean Girls & CADY]
Stupid with love
But now I get it
Stupid with love
But now I get it
Stupid with love
But now I get it
Stupid
Song: Someone Gets Hurt (Reprise)
Song by Auli’i Cravalho
[JANIS, spoken]
See, this is problem with you Plastics. You think everyone is obsessed with you when actually everybody hates you
[CADY, spoken]
You made me like this. It was your idea for me to pretend to be Plastic
[JANIS]
Buddy, it’s not pretend
You are as plastic as they come
You think your sh*t don’t stink
You think the rest of us are dumb
I hate Regina’s guts
But here’s what you don’t comprehend
At least she has the guts
To not pretend to be my friend!
[JANIS, spoken]
Here, have this. It won an award
[CADY, spoken]
Janis…
[JANIS]
No, it’s fine
Really fine
Go be fine
[DAMIAN]
And I want my pink shirt
Song: Rockin' Around the Pole Again
Song by Nahscha
[Intro: Lindsay Lohan]
You know what?
It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me or something!
[Chorus: Reneé Rapp]
It’s not my fault
You came with her but she might leave with me
It’s not my fault
You’ve gotta pay for what I get for free
It’s not my fault
You’re like, you’re like, you’re like in love with me
It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me
You’re like in love with me
[Verse 1: Reneé Rapp]
Where she at? (Where she at?)
What she doin’? (What she doin’?)
Who she with and where she from? (Oh)
Oh, she’s this (Shе’s this), oh, she’s that (She’s that)
She’s a flight risk on thе run, okay
She’s bad (She’s bad), she’s back (She’s back?)
Yeah, I’m back, b**ch, are you done? (Huh)
Excuse me while I bite my tongue (Woo)
[Pre-Chorus: Reneé Rapp]
I’m not on the same sh*t from before
I can’t take this pettiness, now I’m bored, uh-huh
We can share, babe, there’s enough for us all
Told you who I am and what it is, that’s not my fault
[Chorus: Reneé Rapp]
It’s not my fault
You came with her but she might leave with me
It’s not my fault
You’ve gotta pay for what I get for free
It’s not my fault
You’re like, you’re like, you’re like in love with me
It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me
You’re like in love with me
[Verse 2: Reneé Rapp]
Get her number, get her name
Get a good thing while you can
Kiss a blonde (Kiss a blonde), kiss a friend (Okay)
Can a gay girl get an, “Amen?” (Amen; woo)
[Pre-Chorus: Reneé Rapp]
I’m not on the same sh*t from before
I can’t take this pettiness, now I’m bored, uh-huh
We can share, babe, there’s enough for us all (Us all)
Told you who I am and what it is, that’s not my fault
[Chorus: Reneé Rapp, Megan Thee Stallion]
It’s not my fault
You came with her but she might leave with me
It’s not my fault
You’ve gotta pay for what I get for free
It’s not my fault
You’re like, you’re like, you’re like in love with me
It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me
You’re like in love with me (Hmm)
[Verse 3: Megan Thee Stallion]
I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be in love with me? (Love with me)
I’m a mood, borin’ whores gotta Pinterest me
I’m a stallion but they coming for me like Trojan (Ah)
And it wouldn’t be me if I ain’t cause commotion (Baow)
b**ch so bad, dudes thought I was A.I., ballin’ like A.I
Stick to the motherf**kin’ money like a stapler, stack like Jenga
Any pussy b**ch get stroked like a painter
It’s funny how the mean girl open all the doors (All the doors)
But I been told y’all, I’m the black Regina George (Baow)
Bikini top, booty shorts, Megan-core
You was hatin’ back then, now you finna hate more
I got influence, they do anything I endorse
I run sh*t, to be a bad b**ch is a sport (Baow)
[Bridge: Megan Thee Stallion]
‘Cause I woke up hotter than I was yesterday
Don’t care about no rules ’cause I always get my way
[Chorus: Reneé Rapp, Megan Thee Stallion]
It’s not my fault
You came with her but she might leave with me (Baow)
It’s not my fault
You’ve gotta pay for what I get for free
It’s not my fault
You’re like, you’re like, you’re like in love with me
It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me
You’re like in love with me (Baow, baow, baow)
[Outro: Megan Thee Stallion, Reneé Rapp]
I woke up hotter than I was yesterday, baow (Woo-oh-oh)
Don’t care about no rules ’cause I always get my way (Hmm, hmm)
I woke up hotter than I was yesterday (Ah)
It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me
You’re like in love with me
Song: Not My Fault
Song by Reneé Rapp
[Intro: Lindsay Lohan]
You know what?
It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me or something!
[Chorus: Reneé Rapp]
It’s not my fault
You came with her but she might leave with me
It’s not my fault
You’ve gotta pay for what I get for free
It’s not my fault
You’re like, you’re like, you’re like in love with me
It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me
You’re like in love with me
[Verse 1: Reneé Rapp]
Where she at? (Where she at?)
What she doin’? (What she doin’?)
Who she with and where she from? (Oh)
Oh, she’s this (Shе’s this), oh, she’s that (She’s that)
She’s a flight risk on thе run, okay
She’s bad (She’s bad), she’s back (She’s back?)
Yeah, I’m back, b**ch, are you done? (Huh)
Excuse me while I bite my tongue (Woo)
[Pre-Chorus: Reneé Rapp]
I’m not on the same sh*t from before
I can’t take this pettiness, now I’m bored, uh-huh
We can share, babe, there’s enough for us all
Told you who I am and what it is, that’s not my fault
[Chorus: Reneé Rapp]
It’s not my fault
You came with her but she might leave with me
It’s not my fault
You’ve gotta pay for what I get for free
It’s not my fault
You’re like, you’re like, you’re like in love with me
It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me
You’re like in love with me
[Verse 2: Reneé Rapp]
Get her number, get her name
Get a good thing while you can
Kiss a blonde (Kiss a blonde), kiss a friend (Okay)
Can a gay girl get an, “Amen?” (Amen; woo)
[Pre-Chorus: Reneé Rapp]
I’m not on the same sh*t from before
I can’t take this pettiness, now I’m bored, uh-huh
We can share, babe, there’s enough for us all (Us all)
Told you who I am and what it is, that’s not my fault
[Chorus: Reneé Rapp, Megan Thee Stallion]
It’s not my fault
You came with her but she might leave with me
It’s not my fault
You’ve gotta pay for what I get for free
It’s not my fault
You’re like, you’re like, you’re like in love with me
It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me
You’re like in love with me (Hmm)
[Verse 3: Megan Thee Stallion]
I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be in love with me? (Love with me)
I’m a mood, borin’ whores gotta Pinterest me
I’m a stallion but they coming for me like Trojan (Ah)
And it wouldn’t be me if I ain’t cause commotion (Baow)
b**ch so bad, dudes thought I was A.I., ballin’ like A.I
Stick to the motherf**kin’ money like a stapler, stack like Jenga
Any pussy b**ch get stroked like a painter
It’s funny how the mean girl open all the doors (All the doors)
But I been told y’all, I’m the black Regina George (Baow)
Bikini top, booty shorts, Megan-core
You was hatin’ back then, now you finna hate more
I got influence, they do anything I endorse
I run sh*t, to be a bad b**ch is a sport (Baow)
[Bridge: Megan Thee Stallion]
‘Cause I woke up hotter than I was yesterday
Don’t care about no rules ’cause I always get my way
[Chorus: Reneé Rapp, Megan Thee Stallion]
It’s not my fault
You came with her but she might leave with me (Baow)
It’s not my fault
You’ve gotta pay for what I get for free
It’s not my fault
You’re like, you’re like, you’re like in love with me
It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me
You’re like in love with me (Baow, baow, baow)
[Outro: Megan Thee Stallion, Reneé Rapp]
I woke up hotter than I was yesterday, baow (Woo-oh-oh)
Don’t care about no rules ’cause I always get my way (Hmm, hmm)
I woke up hotter than I was yesterday (Ah)
It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me
You’re like in love with me
Song: I'd Rather Be Me
Song by Auli’i Cravalho
So your best friend screwed you over
Acted nice when she not nice
Well, I have some advice
‘Cause it’s happened to me twice
Here’s my secret strategy
It always works because
The world doesn’t end
It just feels like it does
Just raise your right finger
And solemnly swear
“Whatever they say about me
I don’t care!”
I won’t twist in knots to join your game
I will say, “you make mе mad”
And if you treat me bad
I’ll say, “you’re bad”
And if I еat alone from this moment on
That’s just what I’ll do
‘Cause I’d rather be me
I’d rather be me
I’d rather be me than be with you
We’re supposed to all be ladies
And be nurturing and care
Is that really fair?
Boys get to fight, we have to share
Here’s the way that that turns out
We always understand
How to slap someone down
With our underhand
So here’s my right finger
To how girls should behave
‘Cause sometimes what’s meant to break you
Makes you brave
So I will not act all innocent
I won’t fake apologize
Let’s just fight and then make up
Not tell these lies
Let’s call our damage even
Clean the slate till it’s like new
It’s a new life for me
Where I’d rather be me
I’d rather be me
Than be with you
I’ll say, “No!”
[STUDENTS]
No!
[JANIS]
I’ll say, “Knock it off, with your notes
And your rules and your games”
And those sycophants who follow you
I’ll remember all their names
And when they drag you down
Like they inevitably do
I will not laugh along with them
And approve their palace coup
‘Cause that’s not me
I don’t need their good opinions
I’ve got plenty of opinions
Every a**hole has opinions, but it doesn’t make them true
What’s true is being me
And I’d rather be me
I’d rather be me than be with you
[JANIS, STUDENTS]
So raise ’em high, ’cause playing nice and shy is insulting my I.Q
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d rather be me (I’d rather be me)
I’d rather be me (I’d rather be me)
I’d rather be me than be with you
(I’d rather be me) I’d rather be me
(I’d rather be me) I’d rather be me
(I’d rather be me) I’d rather be me than be with you
I’d rather be me
I’d rather be me
I’d rather be me than be with you
Song: World Burn
Song by Reneé Rapp
[Regina George]
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I will grind you to sand
Beneath my Louboutin heel
This is what I get for helping
Helping someone lame fit in
Cady Heron, enjoy your temporary win, mmm
My name is Regina George
This girl is a fugly cow
Hey Cady, how ya like me now?
[Regina George]
I wanna watch the world burn
I brought the gasoline
I wanna watch the world burn
And everyone get mean
I wanna watch the world burn
I got the gasoline
I wanna watch the world burn
And everyone get mean
[Regina George]
Cady, timе to watch your back
Cady, time to turn and cough
Because you took mе down
But you didn’t finish me off
My name is Regina George
And in case you’re keeping score
Cady may have won the battle
But I will win the war
[Regina George, Cast of Mean Girls]
I wanna watch the world burn
“Trang Pham is a grotsky biotch!”
I got the gasoline
“Ms. Norbury’s a drug pusher!”
I wanna make the world burn
“Janis is a pyro les!”
“Regina is a fugly cow!”
“Regina is a fugly cow!”
You wrote this, woah-oh-oh-oh-oh
[Regina George]
I wanna watch the world burn
I brought the gasoline
I wanna watch the world burn
And everyone turn mean
Mean!
Mean!
[Regina George]
I wanna watch the world burn
I wanna make the world turn
So mean!
I wanna watch the world burn!
Song: Revenge Party
Song by Auli’i Cravalho
[JANIS, spoken]
Cady, don’t be sorry. Now you know Regina George is not your friend. We are your friends, and we’re gonna make her pay.
[JANIS & STUDENTS]
(Party)
You know what friends do?
They got your back
And they are fun to be around
[DAMIAN]
Woah, woah, woah (Party)
[JANIS]
When someone hurts you
Then they attack
And grind your foe into the ground
[DAMIAN]
Woah, woah, woah
[JANIS]
Imagine a party
With dresses and cake
And singing and dancing and cake
And there’s a magic act
That saws Regina in half
And this time it will take
[DAMIAN]
Now that’s a party
[JANIS]
It’s a revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody’s head on a spike
[DAMIAN]
Woah, woah, woah
[JANIS & DAMIAN]
It’s a revenge party
With your two best friends
It’s like a party with revenge is what it’s like
[JANIS, spoken]
Cady, in order for this to work, you need to act like a huge phony. Can you do it?
[CADY, spoken]
I think so.
[JANIS, spoken]
Practice.
[GRETCHEN, spoken]
Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron, but he just wanted her back, and that’s not Regina’s fault.
[CADY, spoken]
Of course, oh my God, love ya, see you at lunch.
[JANIS, spoken]
Perfect.
[DAMIAN, spoken]
On to phase two.
[DAMIAN]
I’ll bring the glow sticks
[JANIS]
I’ll bring balloons, and we’ll have chocolate ice cream cones
[DAMIAN]
Woah, woah, woah
I’ll be the DJ spinning the tunes on a turntable made of her bones
[JANIS]
We’ll get a piñata ’cause that would be fun
And play dress up and Barbies and tag
And we’ll roll on the grass and stare up at the sun
And we’ll stuff her remains in a bag
[DAMIAN]
And throw ’em in the river
[JANIS]
It’s a revenge party
A party that ends
With entrails all over the lawn
[JANIS & DAMIAN]
A revenge party with your two best friends
[CADY]
And I end up with Aaron when she’s gone
[JANIS]
Yes, b**ch!
[CADY, spoken]
I end up with Aaron when she’s gone.
[JANIS, spoken]
Yes, b**ch.
[CADY, spoken]
Um, I think I need a tutor.
[AARON, spoken]
I can tutor you if you want.
[STUDENTS]
What’s Regina doing?
What’s Regina wearing?
Is she back with Aaron?
Regina, Regina
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
[REGINA, spoken]
What is that?
[CADY, spoken]
Uh, I’m so fat and disgusting, I’m not having anything but Kälteen Bars until I lose weight.
[REGINA, spoken]
Uh, I need to lose three pounds. How many calories is that?
[CADY, spoken]
Zero, you cross multiply x over a thousand and divide by point five ’cause it’s a—
[REGINA, spoken]
Whatever, bring me a whole box. No, bring me two.
[CADY, JANIS & DAMIAN]
A revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody crushed and alone
[JANIS]
And ugly crying
[JANIS & DAMIAN]
A revenge party with your two best friends
It’s like a party with revenge is what we’re throwing
[STUDENTS]
What’s Regina eating?
God, look at her figure
Did her boobs get bigger?
Regina, Regina
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
[DAMIAN, spoken]
Six weeks and all we’ve done is make Regina hotter and revive the wet look.
[JANIS, spoken]
We have to work harder. New strategy, what if we make Gretchen think Regina is mad at her?
[CADY, spoken]
No, no, Gretchen is fragile.
[JANIS, spoken]
Exactly, and if we crack her open, she’ll spill something we can use.
[STUDENTS]
Party
[CADY, spoken]
Hey, girl, you sending any candy canes this year?
[REGINA, spoken]
I don’t send them, I just get them. Um, stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back. Cady, would you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
[CADY, spoken]
Your hair looks sexy pushed back.
[AARON, spoken]
Uh, thanks. I’ll see you in Calc.
[JANIS]
At every party, there might be a low
Where the energy dips
[DAMIAN]
Woah, woah, woah
You might be thinking it’s late, we should go
And they ran out of chips
[CADY]
No
I can’t even watch when she touches his hair
And I’ve watched a snake eat a cow
Regina needs to be toppled
Sorry, Gretchen, I swear
We’ll get our party now
One candy cane, please
[CADY, DAMIAN & JANIS]
A revenge party
A party that ends
With lions in a Roman arena
[STUDENTS]
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
[DAMIAN, spoken]
Ho-ho-ho. Candy cane-gram for Shane Oman.
[STUDENTS]
She has everything
[DAMIAN, spoken]
And one for Caddy Heron.
[STUDENTS]
She gets everything
[DAMIAN, spoken]
Four for Glen Coco, you go Glenn Cocoo.
[STUDENTS]
Glenn Cocoo, Glenn Cocoo, Glenn Cocoo
[DAMIAN, spoken]
And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.
[GRETCHEN, spoken]
Who sent that?
[CADY, spoken]
Aw. It’s from—
[STUDENTS]
Regina, Regina, Regina
[CADY, spoken]
Thanks for being a such a great best friend.
[GRETCHEN, spoken]
Oh, okay. If you and Regina are best friends now, then you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets? Okay. For example, she gave you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you because she knew you wouldn’t be able to walk in them, sorry. Also, she says she has a nose job, but that’s to distract from the fact that she had one of her ears moved. Also, she totally cheats on Aaron. Yeah, every Thursday she says she has college prep, but really, she’s hooking up with Shane Oman in the third floor janitorial closet on the bags of sawdust that they use for barf. And I never told anyone because I am such a good friend.
[CADY, spoken]
And I am only telling you because I am such a good friend.
[JANIS]
It’s a revenge party
A party that ends with somebody’s head on a spike
[JANIS & DAMIAN]
A revenge party
With your two best friends
It’s like a party
With revenge is what it’s like
Song: Someone Gets Hurt
Song by Reneé Rapp
[REGINA]
Yes, I look perfect
Ice Queen, that’s what you see
It’s what they all expect from me
But it’s all show
Face it, you used me
You saw the sexy clothes
My supermodel pose
What did you know?
Was I a game to you?
Was I a way to be cool?
I truly cared
Was I the fool?
It’s fine for you
It’s fine to flirt
It’s fine
‘Til someone gets hurt
Mmm
Feel my heart beating?
I’m just like her or you
People forget I’m human too
Yes, they do that
This is performance
This is all self-defense
I thought you had thе sense
To see through that
Was I too proud with you?
Was I too cold and forbidding?
You chose hеr over me
Well, are you kidding?
It’s fine for you
It’s fine to flirt
It’s fine
‘Til someone gets hurt
‘Til someone gets hurt
Poor little me
All trapped in this fabulous show
You could set me free
But if you’re going, go
It’s (Fine) fine for you
It’s (Fine) fine to flirt
And God, you’re hot
Why do you even wear a shirt?
No, it’s fine (Fine)
Damn, you’re fine
And it’s fine (Fine, ooh)
‘Til someone gets hurt
Song: Sexy
Song by Avantika
[KAREN]
Hi
If I could change the world
I’d make us have world peace
And also Halloween
Every single day
On Halloween
You can pretend to be someone else
It’s like the internet
Only in person and with candy
[KAREN]
When you are the hot one
It’s a full-time gig
Looking like what people wanna see
But once a year I’m not
I dress up and dream big
Disguised as someone else who is not me
But is still hot
[KAREN & GIRLS]
I can be
[KAREN]
Who I wanna be and sexy
[KAREN & GIRLS]
I can be
[KAREN]
Who I wanna be and hot
Don’t like who you are
Then hit that costume shop
Rock a new and different sexy look
Why be so downhearted?
Blast some trashy pop
And drop it to this hot and sexy hook
[KAREN & GIRLS]
I can be
[KAREN]
Who I wanna be and sexy
[KAREN & GIRLS]
I can be
[KAREN]
Who I wanna be and hot
Be somebody new
Do a total transformation
Animal, or mineral, too
Or even vegetation!
I give you “Sexy Corn”
I can be who I want to be
And sexy
[KAREN]
A sexy Quint from sexy Jaws
Catching sexy sharks (Woah-oh)
Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt
Or sexy Joan of Arc (Woah-oh)
I can be a sexy pirate
Or a sexy ballet dancer (Sexy)
I can be a sexy doctor
And cure some sexy cancer
[KAREN, spoken]
That’s not right, is it?
[GRETCHEN, spoken]
No
[KAREN]
I can sexy cure some cancer
[GRETCHEN, spoken]
No
[KAREN]
I can cure sex cancer
[GRETCHEN, spoken]
Sex cancer doesn’t exist
[KAREN, spoken]
I did it. Dance break
[GIRLS]
Woah-oh
[KAREN & GIRLS]
Happy Halloween
[KAREN]
This is modern feminism talkin’
Watch me as I run the world
In shoes, I cannot walk in
I can be who I want to be
And sex
Sex
Sexy
Song: What's Wrong With Me?
Song by Bebe Wood
[GRETCHEN]
Tell me what’s wrong with me
My body, face, my hair
Tell me all my many faults
Tell me like you care
When we both know you’re cruel
And we both know you’re right
I could listen to you
Like a fool all night
What’s wrong with me?
How I speak?
How I dress?
What’s wrong with me?
You keep me guessing
Mama called me beautiful
Don’t believe her anymore
Now I’m listening to you
What do I do that for?
Please don’t ignore me
Mm-mhm-mm
What’s wrong with me?
What can I do?
What’s wrong with me?
Could it be you?
It’s probably me
See that you see
What’s wrong with me?
Mm-mhm-mm
Mm-mhm-mm-mm
Song: Apex Predator
Song by Auli’i Cravalho
[JANIS]
Don’t be fooled by the pink
She is not playing dolls
She is stalking the halls
For the thrill of the kill
Every person in school
Is aware of her stare
When she tosses her hair
They go perfectly still
[DAMIAN]
All their eyes say, “Don’t attack me”
Watch them sweat and pant and shake
[JANIS]
Every food chain has its acme
Regina George eats steak
She’s the queen of beasts
She can smell your fear
In this biosphere
She’s the apex predator
[DAMIAN]
Like a lioness
Only with less fur
Do not mess with her
[JANIS]
She’s the apex predator
[DAMIAN]
At the watering hole
See, the girls who weren’t nice
Have to scatter like mice
From a jungle cat
And though Janis is great
She does not have this power
People literally cower
Janis can’t do that
[JANIS, with DAMIAN]
See her mark our territory
As they follow in her train
They were victims in their stories
Now they shake their mane
[JANIS & DAMIAN]
She’s the queen of beasts
And you’re in her pride
You have hitched a ride
With the apex predator
[JANIS, with DAMIAN]
And it’s kinda fun
When she bares her claws
You think you’re safe because
You’re with the apex predator
[JANIS & DAMIAN, CADY]
Do not think you’ll be protected by her new exotic pet
Not a chance if she suspected (She suspected)
You are any kind of reproductive threat
But she doesn’t know yet, she doesn’t know yet
[JANIS & DAMIAN]
She’s the queen of beasts
At this beastly school
Gotta keep things cool
With the apex predator
[JANIS & DAMIAN, DAMIAN]
Will she braid your hair?
Will she eat your heart?
How can you outsmart
The apex predator?
The apex predator
The apex predator
Song: Stupid With Love
Song by Angourie Rice
[Verse 1]
When I was nine, I fell in love
This Peace Corps guy
I waited hours inside his tent with flowers
Which made him laugh
Which made me cry
By thirteen, I gave up trying
I decided I would be a mathematician
‘Cause math is real
I memorized a lot of pi
Because addition and subtraction and division
Would never make me feel
[Chorus]
So stupid with love
I didn’t get it
I didn’t get it, somehow
Smart with math but stupid with love
I didn’t get it
I didn’t get it
‘Til now
[Verse 2]
So thank you, math, for being there
To bring me joy
And thank you, math
‘Cause now you’ve brought me this cutе boy
He’s like someonе from TV
He’s like that guy who gives out roses to those women
His clothes, his grooming
And he’s a foot away from me
With swoopy hair and shiny eyes that I could swim in
He is live and in the room
[Chorus]
And I’m
Stupid with love
I wanna get it
I wanna get it, but how?
Smart with math but stupid with love
I wanna get it
I didn’t get it
‘Til now
[Bridge]
I’m astounded and nonplussed
I am filled with calcu-lust
Does this guy work out?
He must
All sweaty at the gym
Could that image be more hot?
Let me just enjoy that thought
School was rough but now it’s not
‘Cause now there’s him
[Chorus]
Stupid with love
I didn’t get it
I didn’t get it, somehow
Smart with math but stupid with love
I didn’t get it
I didn’t get it
‘Til now
Song: Meet the Plastics
Song by Reneé Rapp
[REGINA GEORGE]
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
Fear me, love me
Stand and stare at me
And these? These are real
[REGINA GEORGE]
I’ve got money and looks
I am, like, drunk with power
This whole school
Humps my leg like a chihuahua
[REGINA GEORGE]
I’m the prettiest poison you’ve ever seen
That filter you use looks just like me
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I don’t care who you are
I don’t care how you feel
Song: What Ifs
Song by Angourie Rice
[CADY HERON]
I used to think I would spend every second I have
Right where my story began
I’d be happy here
Every day, month, year of my life
But now I’m wishing for whatever comes after goodbye
On every star in the sky
I’m dreaming of what I could become
[CADY HERON]
This is where home will be
As long as my lungs can breathe
But my heart is dying to leave
‘Cause I know there’s more to me
[CADY HERON]
I don’t wanna live with “What ifs”, “Might haves”
“Could havе been if I had, only tried not held back”
Oh no, that’s not a part of my plan
That’s not the mе that I
That’s not the me that I am
[CADY HERON, STUDENTS]
This time there’s no looking back (No looking back)
I’m crossing things off my list (Crossing things off my list)
Don’t wanna run out of time before I wake up and find
There was a life that I missed (Ooh)
My limit doesn’t exist
[CADY HERON]
I don’t wanna live with “What ifs”, “Might haves”
“Could have been if I had, only tried not held back”
Oh no, that’s not a part of my plan
That’s not the me that I am
No “What ifs”, regrets
Where my strengths and weakness
I would hide my feelings
Oh no, that’s not a part of my plan
That’s not the me that I am
Song: A Cautionary Tale
Song by Auli’i Cravalho
[JANIS]
It’s a cautionary tale of fear and lust and pride
Based on actual events where people died
[DAMIAN]
No one died
But how far would you go
To be popular and hot?
Would you resist temptation?
[JANIS, JANIS & DAMIAN]
No, you would not
Just admit it, sometimes
Mean is what you are
Mean is easier than nice
And though mean can take you far
Maybe this will make you think twice
[DAMIAN, Spoken]
Bend! Kicker! Fosse!
[JANIS, DAMIAN, JANIS & DAMIAN]
This is a cautionary tale
About corruption and betrayal!
And getting hit by a bus! (Ooh)
You can’t buy integrity at the mall, it’s not for sale